The worst part? It seems to be true
Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.
I will need that bandcamp link
would be top on UK Spotify for one day.
That album’s gotta be shit
I’m not even surprised
This guy’s in the same despot category as the Kims now
What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.
Now this is shitposting.
Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyones phones.
The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also sold it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.
News says he claims it at least
I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet’s battery
If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.
ok, but why the bathroom?
How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?
For shits and giggles
It’s clearly a thing with these types. Trump shits himself. Netanyahu is into scat. It’s just who they are.
File under “It’s Okay When Israel Does It: Entry #6367821 (October 2024)”
“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
— Animal Farm
If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I’d apologize for what they heard.
Release the shitting and farting cut
Mr. Hankie’s cousin from Tel Aviv
