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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon meets a poser

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Anon meets a poser

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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    11 months ago

    That girls name?

    Matt Turk.

    • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      speedrunned that date and then speed ran away

  • Goku@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Poser, bet she plays candy crush.

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records

      • Enma Ai@lemmy.world
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        I’d watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations

        • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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          11 months ago

          Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.

          • Enma Ai@lemmy.world
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            Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho

            • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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              11 months ago

              In America? Impossible. Can’t even get that on the DNM.

  • Omgarm@lemmy.world
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    Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It’s like zen crack for my brain.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago
    • be anon
    • like the vidyaz
    • meet girl who likes the vidyaz
    • invite her over
    • don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
    • play a YouTube video about vidyaz
    • ignore the vidyaz
    • girl naturally gets bored and jets
    • anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then

    guess anon’s a fucking idiot then

  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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    Summoning Salt is legit!

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