Anon forgot all information on 4chan is false, even the true stuff.
I had to change my diet to purely swallowing peanuts with water. Then, I slowly reintroduced my typical diet of McDonald’s double cheese burgers, vodka, and energy drinks. Once I had a population of squirrels that could tolerate my pure excrement, things really took off. They started getting larger and mutating. I had to stop before they started raping all the dogs in the neighborhood. I spent nearly 2 months holed up in my attic with a pallet of MREs, 4 dozen handles of vodka, and 15,000 rounds of M855.
What in the actual fuck‽ Who even lies about this
have you seen 4chan? it’s a circlejerk of neckbeard self harm
it’s not a lie, it’s never a lie when it’s this bad
Anon must not have opened the squirrel gate in the attic. I’ve had no issues.