I swear, those guys seem to think Windows is never at fault.

Hi u/tn0000,

Thank you for posting to the community.

According to your description, you are in a gaslighting competiton against a Microsoft Community Contributor. To ensure this is isolated to you and not other members of the community, please attempt the following steps:

1. Update your official Microsoft Igniter to ensure your quips are installed properly.

2. If the above did not resolve the issue, press Windows + R key to open the run command box, and type sfc / scannow to check for corrupted system files that may be the cause.

3. Finally, if the above two failed to yield any results reinstall the program. Because we know fuck-all and just like making up shit for you to do.

Best regards,
u/Sanctus