And when they do get pregnant I’m the asshole for saying “congratulations on your successful ejaculation!”
You say: We aren’t trying for a baby, but we’re not avoiding it either.
I hear: I’m off my birth control and we’re raw-dogging like 5 times a day.
I’ll take girl #1, Pat.
I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.
Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.
And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it’s “bad for my lungs”. Like, ok narc smh
That raises some good questions about how to best absorb dopamine from jizz. I suspect anally is super-effective.
Inhalation of nebulized jizz probably less so, but worth a try.
Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life
Depends on your social circles I guess.
Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it’s acceptable.
Friends who are OK talking about and don’t shame you about sex. Also friends who have a sense of fucking humor.
this one
Furry Discord servers
