That kid takes union shits. I approve.
Now leave your phone on the table and let’s see how long it takes then.
Just did, I still got earphones tho. Took 4 songs long. But desolation row is an 11 mins song
That song is a banger
Goddamn right it is
Eh, I’ve read every label on cleaning products at least thrice, just around an hour.
what having a phone does to a mf
People who use their phone while pooping are gross.
Read a book that everyone else in the bathroom has been touching like we did in the old days!
Forget your phone, no books. Guess I am reading the chemical composition of air freshener today…
How do you guys have your hands free to hold a phone or book?
For real, aren’t they manually extracting the feces from their rectum like we are?
I poop with my feet so may hands are free
I’m not gonna ask
2 hours is a lot, but some folks do have conditions that make pooping take longer. I’m one of those people and it was always aggravating as fuck getting in trouble for pooping. I ended up just holding it all day for the most part even when it became painful.
You’re not alone. I stay a minimum of 20 minutes every time with or without a phone. That’s just how it works for me.
Psyllium husk. It’ll change your life for the better.
Ispaghol we call it here
Probably just needs more fiber
Jesus, someone get that kid to a doctor.
That kid is going to have piles the size of grapefruit.
I seriously wish all of you slow shitters not to ever find out that you have a hemorrhoid problem.
Kids a genius, figured out office jobs in elementary.
Ahh the serial killer font handwriting, truly whimsical
2hrs 15 minutes? Dang that’s a fast record!
2h 15mins?
Those are rookie numbers!
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