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Why would ANYONE think Ted Cruz would do something helpful?
My favorite story about Ted Cruz is that he lost a drinking game in college and had to run around the dorm naked late at night and everyone hated him and just locked the doors or the dorm and went back to the party.
I’m no expert but I came to the same conclusion.
But is it better? (Honest question)
Better than…?
You have encountered a wizard and he asks you to choose between:
A) Experts B) Ted Cuz
Press A or B and then Enter to continue to the next room.
This is a reference to Leisure Suit Larry and the Land of the Lounge Lizards and not some nerd game, by the way. I was cool when I was 11 and playing on the computer.