• jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
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    5 months ago

    “Donald is close to Barron, but isn’t going to be tossing footballs with him when he’s the president and the head of the free world.”

    It’s not like he ever did that with any of his kids, ever…

    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      Can his 78 year-old diapered ass even throw a football with a teenager? He’s basically as bad off as Biden in my expert* opinion.

      • I’ve met over five old people.
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    5 months ago

    I don’t think Donald Trump will care at all whether Melania is a “full-time” First Lady. I bet he can grab some part-time help to fill in now and then.

    He can turn it into a reality show. “President Needs A Side-Piece”. When it’s an Official Act, they let you do it.

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    4 months ago

    Traitor rapist conman still has a chance to win presidency and destroy democracy?

    Thanks republicans.