You think Putin would do us a solid?

Maybe someone could loosen a carpet near the stairs

They both stay alive through the end of it

I don’t even say this to be insulting, but if she weren’t famous, these bans would absolutely be impacting her personally.

If I saw Marge walk out of a woman’s restroom, and I was small minded enough to give a shit, she would not pass.

Future generations hate you

It’s really not unless you think Kurt would have been terminally online.

Anyone with experience in corporate operations will tell you the ROI on process changes is dramatically higher than technology. People invent so many stupid and dangerous ways to “improve” their work area. The worst part is that it just takes a little orchestration to understand their needs and use that creativity to everyone’s benefit.

Yeah, I can’t do Instagram or TikTok because within 3 videos I’m either getting something inflammatory or selling something. An algorithmically neutral version would be amazing.

It literally already passed that point. The headline details the elements of a crime.

Fit as much stuff as possible in your fridge and or trunk of your car

I started using my apple pencil so much I pinch to zoom on paper. It doesn’t work.

Beyond your disgusting analogy, if you think Palestinians give a shit who sends the bombs to Israel that are going to kill them you’re not living in reality.

Tell me you’re voting for Biden on domestic policy grounds, and I’ll agree with you because that’s my plan, but stop dressing this up as anything that’s not as bad as it could be

If I was sure I wasn’t related to them, banging my doppelganger would be a very interesting experience.

I didn’t say high ticket prices was inflation. I was explaining my original “evidence” comment was to reflect inflation not “don’t be poor” and now I’m being critiqued for not re-writing the original story in the comments like people seem to want.

I hate Ticketmaster as much as anyone, and think the DOJ should absolutely pursue them, but the fact people can’t afford ticket prices is also because people are stretched financially more than ever before, which is a much bigger issue than just

I’m going to assume someone will now down vote me for not predicting some other third assumption that they will jump to. Great!

I was actually saying the opposite, that we need more done about income protections so people can afford stuff. “Given all other evidence” meaning the mountains of information we see about inflation…

Seems like an income problem given all other evidence tbh

I come here for stupidity

Looks like you figured out party politics

They said, at “the” door. If your house has multiple doors, then it’s a habit and memory activity to remember to change shoes.

Not everyone lives in an apartment with 1 door.