Guys, I’m starting to think this Trump fella is up to no good.

And they say there’s no good news anymore.

My Android phone app started to show me “suggestions” instead of the call history. Geez, thanks Google. Instead of calling my GF, imma call a proctologist.
And I just know this feature will soon be used to serve me even more ads. I mean, the play store is bad enough as it is.

My neck, my back

Ugly people have sex too, you know.
In fact, 50% of people have below-average looks. Do you think they all abstain?

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

Check^books and balance^sheets , you say? They’re looking great for the top 0.001%.

Because he could slip, and then become submerged.
Do you have any idea how slippery water is? Which is begging the question how one can walk on water when there is hardly any friction.

Funny, I was thinking about a very different comic…

translation: “mobilizing the full force of American diplomacy” = “dialing up right-wing propaganda to 12”

Nerd Reich, here we come.

and c/lemmyshitpost

Democracy
Human rights
Rule of law

I share a similar sentiment, but I’d place the turning point somewhere between 1 and 2 GHz.

Dehydration does that to me. Like sometimes I just forget to drink for an entire day. Then I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like total shit. Pain all over my body, chest included.

I parsed it as: “If you can drink eggnog, you can swallow snow.”

Wine Spodiodi for me. Party Drink alone as if it’s the Fifties.

Dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl” was one lasting outcome of that campaign.

Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.

Do you think she rocked a “landing strip”?