If you’ve never had to debug code. Are you really a developer?

There is zero chance you have never written a big so… Who is fixing them?

Unless you just leave them because you work for Infosys or worse but then I ask again - are you really a developer?

Knowledge is knowing Pedo etymologically means child.

Wisdom is not putting it in your business name…

Doesn’t that just mean you schedule calls over text? That step is not very boomer of you

The word you are looking for is virtue signaling. There is a limited amount of good you can do.

The vast vast majority of those people aren’t doing shit. It’s like when they wanted us to bang pots n pans outside for nurses. It meant nothing.

The car seat what?

Nobody, and I mean nobody, would take my old kids car seat. They all told me to just throw it out.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Well there is our lord and savior, or so I’m told by many MBA(s), No SQL

Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.

Yeah fast food is a lot more stressful.

Every single job in my entire life I have made more money, and my workload has gotten easier. I am grateful everyday I escaped the trap. Very few do.

You’re absolutely right…

• the dude’s reply

There is no such thing as long term profit in the year of our lord.

Don’t marry someone just because the Wi-Fi is shared

But there’s no place like 192.168.1.2

Where exactly did you get them? Can’t you just return them?

Sorry no can do, Old Man! I’ve suffered enough

• Your younger self… Probably

Who is the they in this scenario?

Because it isn’t the people making the decisions. They will be long gone.

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Americans will use anything but the metric system

Perfectly acceptable

Isn’t this basically just rich IT guy vs poor IT guy?

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Or you know, don’t? And just live your life.

Because it only matters at an aggregate level. The restaurant won’t change anything for one customer.

Just give them a thumbs up???