Godzdildo?
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Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Conversations with old people would be a lot shorter if they never had any ailments.
37·16 days agoThey talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.
Sadly, you give me far too much credit.
I rarely ever use Ai, but this is one of the things it’s good for.
Ah, the all too elusive Lore-yhole.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away
32·23 days agoAnd matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Autism@lemmy.world•What is your favorite kind of fidget toy/stim toy?
1·1 month agoThis damned thing which I always have on me.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs
7·2 months agoDon’t let them get your Goatse.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.
3·2 months agoRight, but that’s less funny.
I think I’ll start pointing it out.
I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.
Neither of us were doing well that evening.
Lessons learned.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge
15·3 months agoJust go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.
Easy.
I checked your link (thank you for that) to see that the artist attribution is usually on the bottom right.
It looks like it was intentionally removed before posting.
Why would anyone do that?
Why does this speak to me so?
Too much Bananalatro, maybe.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it
12·3 months agoI was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.



It was a post by Nebulous_Keito.
You’re welcome!
: )