They wanted me to discuss insurance with them while my lungs were fucked up by pneumonia. It was very frustrating.

Well. It’ll be hard to top the 260s, and the Third Century Crisis in general.

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What about the hospital pumping the guy with morphine and then saying, “I dunno! He had a heart attack!”.

What about the old fashioned strategy of “Pay up right now or I keel you”? And if the guy pays up, then he gets deported.

難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。

It’s because the individual is more important than the community. I suppose you can call it the Harold Shipman clause of medical ethics.

You see, according to US doctrine, you are the only person that matters. Therefore, if you let other people die for fun, it’s okay. They’re part of the community, not you, the individual.

I’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.

I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.

Honestly, I view ROS as the “Fuck it” movie. All the direction of where the story should go was pretty much dead after TLJ.

I want to see my man Nom Anor messing things up for both the Rebels and Empire. Maybe make the Peace Brigade while he’s at it.

Star by Star, Traitor, and Destiny’s Way are pretty good. I want some Alpha Red.

Unpopular Opinion: The Yuuzhan Vong Invasion would’ve been better than the Sequel Trilogy.

Seeing that business with Ithor on the big screen would’ve been great.

I believe in inhalation.

Fair enough.

It has its advantages. Hostility prevents the target from thinking straight.

DMT is once again shown to be the best substance of choice.

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Trumped up charges. Haha.

Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!

You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!

To Gnosticism, God from the Old Testament, also known as the Demiurge, is an asshole who incorrectly thinks that he really is God. The Demiurge also happens to agree with a lot of MAGA policies (people who don’t believe in the Demiurge are inherently evil, and eye for an eye). The Demiurge has low tolerance for anything that looks like treason, so it makes sense that he would kick Adam and Eve out for defying him.