Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

Right on. Glad to hear it

Who would join her? She’s a island

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard

So, you’ve got a black friend, you say?

Probably shouldn’t be speaking for them then…

Yeah, i know - im joking. Separately - wtf do you mean “they”?

We do need some way to qualify them. They’re not just regular Americans, like us, due to the excess of pigment. Perhaps, Black-American? Negro-American?

And a very very funny joke, at that

the flattening is what makes them not spheres and have sides. If we applied this “logic” then literally everything is just anything but in a different form - which makes no sense

Exactly - its definitely the liberals who refuse to vote for women. You seem super duper smart, pal. Any other insights to bless us with?

every other die has sides that aren’t counted if you’re doing that.

3rd time’s the charm for seeing if the country will accept a woman. What’s the worst that could happen?

yes

Also, he assumes she’d even be happy with him but really he’d struggle to please a woman

Honestly though, it’s reasonable for them to think it was trans related, considering Charlie’s rhetoric - we can’t expect the FBI to know what bullets looks like.

Yeah its wild - normally i click off of these type of videos, but i felt less than nothing for him but damn that’s alot of blood