just_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 23 hours agoTrump adviser green-lights 'states that want to set up full menstrual surveillance departments'www.alternet.orgexternal-linkmessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down17
arrow-up1486arrow-down1external-linkTrump adviser green-lights 'states that want to set up full menstrual surveillance departments'www.alternet.orgjust_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 23 hours agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up93·23 hours agoSo long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.
minus-squarefriend_of_satan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 hours agoI was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.
minus-squarejust_another_person@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down16·22 hours agoYou and JD Vance sound like you could be BFFs 🤣
minus-squareBreezy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-221 hours agoPretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·21 hours agoYou know the couch-fucker jokes aren’t compliments right?
minus-squarejust_another_person@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·21 hours agoThey aren’t? Oh man…
So long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.
I was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.
You and JD Vance sound like you could be BFFs 🤣
Pretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.
You know the couch-fucker jokes aren’t compliments right?
They aren’t? Oh man…