🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoAnon plays a guessing gamesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1726arrow-down111
arrow-up1715arrow-down1imageAnon plays a guessing gamesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-square_lilith@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down1·5 days ago“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108·5 days ago“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”
minus-squarenormanwall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·5 days agoDid you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up. (this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 days agoImagine answering the plastic surgery question with “The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky.”
“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response
“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with “The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky.”