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  • Klear@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      To be entirely fair, apes aren’t monkeys. I don’t think that particular distinction is really all that relevant to the discussion, but technically…

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        2 days ago

        From wikipedia:

        Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

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          Oh neat. This is all taxonomy that is well beyond me. My defense of calling humans monkeys is that everyone does it, and that’s how language works. Glad to know I’m correct too, technically lol