• Random Dent@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Perhaps they could pay a small fee to not receive them.

    Or purchase the Happy Customer Times Season Pass, where for 12 months they only receive feedback telling them how awesome they’re doing. Only $39.99 per employee!

    *fees are liable to change at any time without notice, new prices may be applied retroactively

    • ezures@lemmy.wtf
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      1 year ago

      20 cents for every death threat not sent? Sure! Whos counting? Dont worry, our propiertary system counts every unsent message, you only need to pay up ^(works every previously unsent message, but only if you got more than 200 000 the past year, we got you)

      Bit seriously, why do some people always so eager to send death threats? It almost never achieves anything, gets you on the moral low ground and doesn’t even get to the right persons the first place.