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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down1·edit-21 month ago Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month. Call it performance art. People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition Art studios might actually finance your project Embarrassment averted
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·1 month agoI’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAt least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act. Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAnd right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago the bare bottomed bridge farter Now we have an alias
minus-squareLazerFX@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ve got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer. I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIdeally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that’s not the whimsy we live in.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoSoon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoI’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAt one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI think we should commission a statue
I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.
Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.
Now we have an alias
I’ve got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.
I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.
It made me giggle too teehee
Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that’s not the whimsy we live in.
Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door
I’m sure there’s a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything
I think we should commission a statue