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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon's lacking pissing habits

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Anon's lacking pissing habits

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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    So that’s why some “men” piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.

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        Whoa, feeling personally attacked?

        And stop trying to pull that in a gender thing. I’m only saying, please sit down if it’s a toilet, piss standing in a pissoir. Fyi, i have sisters too.

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      Get your shitty genderwars outa here

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        I’m saying don’t soil public toilets out of a sense of masculinity or some shit like that.

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        https://lemmy.ml/comment/15890454

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      Those men sound like they:

      1. can’t aim
      2. don’t lift the seat

      That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I’m good about etiquette when in a hurry.

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        About 1.: it’s always good aim until the pressure is gone and you’re about to finish.

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      skill issue

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