A potato, I’m definitely a potato
A sweet potato, because I’m on a low carb diet right now.
Soylent green, clearly.
Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.
Long pig.
Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.
You must mean okra.
Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it’s not quite what you were after
ugly bag of mostly water
You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.
Kimchi.
Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.
Soylent green.
It’s made of people after all
🎵Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…🎵
😊😇😇
Worm food.
There are probably farms of humans on other planets, because deep down we’re not very different in physical matter from pigs.
On the other hand, we take a very long time to gestate and mature by comparison. We’d have to be some kind of delicacy or specialty item.
Big burritos
Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.
So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?
I’m going with Pineapple, because it eats you back
