I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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    1 year ago

    Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.

    Ah the "Have a heatstroke and die superpower."