I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

  • wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I'll grant you the power to always grab exact change, under the supposition you have place sufficient money in your pocket to cover the bill.

    Like put only a $100 bill into your pocket, and you can be guaranteed to have $5.32, exactly, to pay for your latte.

    Fuck giving you infinite free money man. That's A tier.