“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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    Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

    Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

    Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?