You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!
I don’t need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!
Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.
You can’t fuck a golem.
Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn’t enough of a pro yet.
You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!