For me it’s detailed describtions about people’s dreams.
Not only doesn’t your story make any sense, but you’re also telling me about something that didn’t even happen. It’s kind of like telling about an event, and then ending the story by saying you just made it all up, except with dreams you begin by telling it’s all made up. I’m already not interested before you even started.
That was me in highschool. Then I got into college and the expected happened…
I met some new people and none of the group smoked or did drugs!
(We did drink more than our shares, but that was fine with me.)
Let’s hope you find your group!