🇾 🇪 🇿 🇿 🇪 🇾@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 maanden geledenWhat would a world look like if recycling reached 100%?message-squaremessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down17
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareWhat would a world look like if recycling reached 100%?🇾 🇪 🇿 🇿 🇪 🇾@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 maanden geledenmessage-square68linkfedilink
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 maanden geledenA robot would climb up your bum to steal your poo while you sleep
minus-square🇾 🇪 🇿 🇿 🇪 🇾@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 maanden geledenI would like to think it would wait till i’m ready.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 maanden geledenI suppose you want lube, too?
minus-square🇾 🇪 🇿 🇿 🇪 🇾@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 maanden geledenI want the easiest path to have the most pleasant shit in the morning i can possibly have in the future.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 maanden geledenThey already mentioned the slumber shitter 5000 how much easier do you want it than ‘not needed’???
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 maanden geledenI think this is my favorite comment on all of lemmy right now. Only thing left to do is have an AI commercial made of Slumber Shitter 5000.
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 maanden geledenThe future is now if you just take metamucil. No really. Try it. Perfect shit every time.
A robot would climb up your bum to steal your poo while you sleep
I would like to think it would wait till i’m ready.
I suppose you want lube, too?
I want the easiest path to have the most pleasant shit in the morning i can possibly have in the future.
They already mentioned the slumber shitter 5000 how much easier do you want it than ‘not needed’???
I think this is my favorite comment on all of lemmy right now. Only thing left to do is have an AI commercial made of Slumber Shitter 5000.
The future is now if you just take metamucil.
No really. Try it. Perfect shit every time.
where do I sign up?