Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Lasagnius
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Goatius
Pussyius
I’m Fatcockius, let’s be friend.
I’m going to the tavern with Assius later want to come?
Came here for this comment. Also assius
