You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.