slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square292linkfedilinkarrow-up11.2Karrow-down120
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square292linkfedilink
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agooh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoThe dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoNo, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoBarnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoA cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
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The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Donkey, horse.
No, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.