Judging from experience having had both cats and dogs? Lick my own butt. Probably spend a lot of time doing that.

Curl up and go to sleep somewhere, content at last

Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house

Lick my own junk.

I mean, there’s a lot to process here. It would depend, do I keep my present knowledge and intellect? Do I keep the abilities of the cat or dog? What about knowledge like how to hunt or eat? Why was I changed? What’s the environment? Etc.

Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray?

Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we’re fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.

Pick a nice family to live with, march into their house and have a happy life for the rest of my days as a spoiled pet.

Sleep

What’s wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.

My wife is half fucking snow white. I’ll be fine as either, but I’d prefer cat. Me and the current cat need to have a cat talk.

I remember reading a book when I was a kid called The Dog Days of Arthur Cane. I think the fairy was a witch doctor but basically the same idea. As I recall, Arthur saw the best and the worst of humanity during his predicament. Sadly no Wikipedia page for the author but the book is on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2006378.The_Dog_Days_of_Arthur_Cane

I’d get more rest and leave all my debt behind.

I would woof or maybe meow…

Turn them into a mouse. Fair play, pixie. I’m counting to three.

If i get to keep my intellect and memories, i’d just try to find a good owner and then enjoy it