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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Well I mean it did work. You have now shared it and made it a meme for others to enjoy, it’s fulfilled it’s task successfully.

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      100% want this to become a meme.

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        11 months ago

        JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

        Only cool Lemmy insiders get the joke

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          Did our narwhall just bacon

          • JPJones@startrek.website
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            11 months ago

            Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

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              Do you have stairs in your house tho?

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                Nope! It’s a flat. >.>

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          Ugh all these newbies just don’t get it. It’s ZJh, people! It’s always been ZJh!

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            nah it’s jhZ also known as jay z but a cooler way to say it on lemmy

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        We shall call it Jizz Jizz

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          Ah, yes, my favorite meme. The Jizz Repeater.

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      Task failed successfully.

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      deleted by creator

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        Sorry my autocorrect is stupid and I’m too lazy to proof read and check sometimes.

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