Reminds me of a script I wrote for an episode of Popular Crime Procedural about a decade ago.

“What have we got?”

“Some hiker in the cold open noticed a dead body congruent with your trademark brand of vaguely autistic gimmicky ‘talent’, Tha Chief.”

It turns out that Federal Agent With Speaking Role is Mr. Diddit. The raid on his own house was a clever bit of misdirection.