• PugJesus@piefed.socialOP
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      18 days ago

      The psyop worked 😭

      It must be from the Shadowy Cabal of Muscular Women, who are using this to rule the world from the shadows

      I vote we let them. Not because I’ve been brainwashed yet, just because I think they’d do a better job than the current twits, honestly

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          18 days ago

          Cabal? Sounds sweaty. Can’t I just spend a lovely evening with one or two muscular women, we have a nice time, and remain friends? At some point, we walk through a semi-shady area, and my fear is suddenly washed away by my two new friends telling me that they’ll protect me?

          I know this is supposed to be horny-posting, but can I be thirsty for friendship and connection?

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            17 days ago

            Can I thirst for governance by people who know how to take care of something, even if that something is their own body instead of an org with millions of people?

            Like, I feel like we’re getting the bottom of the barrel, and gym girls know how to do something right, so that’s a definite step up.