Don’t lie. I hate lies, especially when people on my side lie. It just generally annoys me. Like someone insisting Ukraine’s grain shipments weren’t going to rich countries mainly. Fucking shit, Putin is horrible enough, why do you need to make up things that even the UN disagrees with?

My secondary guiding principle is to not be an asshole, but that one only lasts as long as you are not the one violating either my primary or secondary principle first.