They’re not shaped like penises, they’re shaped like the inside of a vagina. Next question.
This is a fantastic response.
Sex toys have come a long way, fellas! Don’t worry about what women are using unless those women have invited you to witness! (My current fave thing is shaped like a mouth with a tongue sticking out and I’m not even a lesbian!)
Ehhhhh, there’s a non-zero amount with testicles on them
Those aren’t shaped like testicles, they’re shaped like flared bases, for anal.
That’s not what the inside of a vagina looks like. The answer is that evolution caused that shape to be one that’s good at causing a pleasure sensation from penetration of a vagina. However, other shapes also exist and also do this. The penis shape is just the classic option.
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Because it’s not the penis we hate we just aren’t attracted to the dicks typically attached to them.
Also sex toys have evolved from just penis shaped dildos. Many of us prefer abstract shapes or stuff like finger shapes for those, but also vibrators and suction toys are popular.
Also I’m pretty sure I’ve been hearing this joke since before I hit puberty
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