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I think that, as a child, it should’ve been a sign when I was disappointed that the “super handsome human prince” looked so… unappealing.

Wow.

What a defense (that makes you a worse person.)

Thank you for this. I was dying of curiosity but too drunk to do my own research. You’re a saint.

I was literally coming in to say I’ve only ever seen awful stuff happen at Denny’s. I, too, have only been to those a few times in my life but that crowd is…

I’m just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I’d split it with him 50/50.

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

I’m playing a video game lately that allows you to stop time, and I keep thinking, the first thing I’d do is relax. Downtime (time where you’re forced to be unproductive) and downtime (time where you’re fine but have no need to be productive) are two very different things.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

Not communicating is violence now?

This gave me such joy.

I’ve never experienced such a combination of hate and entertainment, and as much as it pains me, given that hate drives engagement… I feel like I’m experiencing the future.

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

We are all American this blessed day.

The better to shoot with, my dear.

I saw a thicc woman with big tits and no head.

I really enjoyed explaining to a friend that the headline about outlawing child genital mutilation was referring to circumcision.

…that was sarcasm.

Lmao at the idea a gay man can’t be misogynist.

Sooooo many of these Hectors are correct, but some of them are not.

That guy is Noel Gugliemi, and he played “Gang Leader” on The Animal, not Hector.

Price of Glory had a Hector, but that was played by Sal Lopez! Totally different looking dude!

He was a lot of Hectors but not quite that many.

Oh my God I want it so bad.

I never owned my own copy of Wind Waker. I borrowed it when I was a kid from a friend and then later I played the Wii-U version from a different friend. Now that I’m like, an adult (more or less) with my own console, I want a copy for myself. And also I want to play it again. Man! Love that game!

On the plus side, I’d make a fantastic detective.