• toofpic@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Girl I know gifting me a victorinox knife she bought in Switzerland:

    • Careful, it’s super fucking sharp, this idiot cut himself testing (nodding at her grinning bf)
    • Oh, really? Ha-ha! (I cut myself)
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      10 months ago

      Gave my gf a Swiss Army Classic back in the day. Had just finished polishing it to a mirror edge.

      “Be careful. It’s super sharp.”

      “Oh, I love it! Thank you!”

      5 seconds later, from the kitchen…

      “OW!”