Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.
You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.
If you’re a dude and over 35 you look like this
Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35
I’m shitposting. Leave me alone.
Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.
You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.
Sir, this is Wendy’s
Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?
How dare you. I’m not 35.