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minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThe good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
minus-squarePrethoryn Overmind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agoOh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you. What do you do? Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward. I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’m gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWrong answer! You’re a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
minus-squareSigntist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoCongrats! You don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome!
The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.
What do you do?
Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.
I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…
I’ll take the d20 roll
you rolled 19 + modifiers
I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means
Tell me about your philtrum.
It… exists
Wrong answer! You’re a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
That’s fine, I know my own
Party on, girth.
Congrats! You don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome!