• Billiam@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

    • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

    • Two scoops

    • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

    • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

    • Tiny hands

    • Accordion hands

    • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

    • hamberders

    • covfefe

    • Drawer full of “medication”

    • Salutes North Korean generals

    • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

    • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

    • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

    • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

    • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

    • 2 Corinthians

    • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

    • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

    • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

    But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.