Wear the red thing all day.
…and a red clown nouse
Save some sex for the rest of us
*Shave some sex for the rest of us
They knows what they said
Turn that contraption upside down and you could go full Salvador Dali!
Dali’s gotta be one of the most authentically strange motherfuckers to ever walk the planet.
He never did drugs, but I’m convinced that he had some (mal)function in his brain giving him a constant drip of pure DMT.
While I jest, it’s not that far from the truth… he did experiment with hypnogogic states (mental state between being awake and asleep) in order to alter his consciousness. If I recall, he set up a contraption where he would sit upright in a chair, holding a fork and he would put a ceramic plate on the floor under the fork. As soon as he’d start to doze off, he’d drop the fork which would make a loud clang, and wake him up. He’d then immediately begin sketching/painting/writing/etc. while still in that strange zone between dreaming and reality.
I’m probably butchering the details, but it was something like that. Dude was just on a different plane of existence.
Given all that, I’m almost inclined to overlook all that fascism stuff… Almost.
Dali was a fascist. You do you tho
His mustache didn’t know
That’s why his mustache was trying to get as far away from him as possible.
Try moving the razor side to side. Back and forth is so two thousand and late.
Let it grow. Let it grooow! You don’t need to shave aaanymore.
If you’re seriously asking for advice, don’t trim along the jaw line. It doesn’t end well.
If tou want to make it look super professional, learn how to fade
Of course I’m asking seriously. Just look at where we are!
Well in that case…
scribbles furiously
step 1: it puts the lotion on its skin
Smile as you shave for that crazy look
Mask it off with blue painters tape first.
Don’t do this
red sus
Real men use an m16
It’s not entirely a bad idea - I can never seem to get a straight edge symmetrical
You can also do this with a comb
Spirit gum?
