The curiosity is killing me.
– Dracula
This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!
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Vampires
The diet garlic is 100 times better
I tried it, but it gave me crippling headaches.
When’s the last time you saw your reflection in a mirror?
Every day, but I try not to look at it too hard because people tell me I should be starving and suffering from crippling migranes instead of having a body that looks like that.
Tomorrow
I’m sorry, did someone ask you something?
Thought I had answered.
And it gives you cancer 10x faster
It’s funny that someone downvoted this as if it was a real concern lol
Probably tastes better than the regular flavor tbh
C/UnpopularOpinion
Anchovy was out of stock huh :(
Wouldn’t be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?
Wario Ware
I tried garlic ice cream once. I found it to be disgusting. Some people liked it though.
They sell that?
It was free at a garlic festival. IDK if they sell it. probably.
AntiVumpler Juice
Are you paid for all these brand posts or what?
I am honestly unsure which brands would actually pay for making disgusting shitposts containing their products but if you have any leads I’d be happy to take their money.
Carry on that Mad Magazine tradition. 🫡
