Fuckin’ put me in the screenshot.

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Doppler. Today’s not your day, count your lucky stars.

QUIAD.

BIG MAC AND NUGGIES.

They sniff Truck Nutz as a means of saying hello.

Maintain a calm demeanor and let the ritual finish, as they can become quite enamored in the process and prone to startlement.

Fuck around for thee find out for we.

Interpret it how you want, I don’t need you to tell me what I meant.

Foreign countries realize that the easiest way to get inside info on the inner workings of the Trump Whitehouse is to stage a spy at Mar-a-Lago. It looks like the media has caught on.

“Where is shitter?”

I was commenting on the quote.

Ahh shit thanks. I didn’t recognize the person at all and decided it was rando after double checking it wasn’t RFK Jr.

30 years ago: Dude, let the guy in he’s practically asking.

Now: Dude just leave my food. Sorry man but you know. Peace.

A little bit after now: You aren’t really gonna report man right? I tipped but dude I can’t do those other buttons man.

As a west coast Canadian teen/young adult in the 90s I can’t humbly disagree more.

These should be reversed.

Such a lovely choice. /s

Further portents of the Bronzer Age collapse.

Also caused or accelerated by the C people.

ENHANCE

Kids guides to what now?

Oh man, imagine if we’d treated our democracies like a red line and told Xi years and years ago to avoid all that influencing.

Edit: Some downvotes had me pondering some more digs at our hubris about our systems, but instead would add that my dig at Chinese interference isn’t a defence of American interferences.

All three countries sticking their dicks in the world can get fucked.

“prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program.”

• Trump reposted Fitton’s comment Monday with the caption, “TRUE!!”

I don’t even know what to say. I’m gobsmacked to depression daily that you’re ok with this.

No offence intended, I apologize.

It was only intended as a word play on dill.

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“Cooperate with Afghanistan in all fields, especially in politics, economy, agriculture and medicine, so that Afghanistan reaches self-sufficiency,” he said.

You don’t treat women as human.

“I’m going to create these wellness farms where they can go to get off of illegal drugs, off of opiates, but also illegal drugs, other psychiatric drugs, if they want to, to get off of SSRIs, to get off of benzos, to get off of Adderall, and to spend time as much time as they need — three or four years if they need it — to learn to get reparented, to reconnect with communities,” he said during the broadcast.

Isn’t it neat how he mixes in prescribed medical treatments? Neato.