So awkward, but come on it says right there on the package to wash those mushrooms or whatever it is… You’re not their mom but you don’t wanna eat feces or whatever ended up on the produce. A quick rinse is never going to be perfect but it’s better than nothing.
In the absence of legitimate suggestions, commiseration is welcome too 😉
“Did you know that garden gnomes have passionate all-night orgies?”
They have a lemon party under the lemon tree.
What’s a lemon party? Should I Google it with safe search off?
No, Google is all AI disinformation now, better just go directly to the website itself.
lol the .org is still up
Holy shit. Haha that’s a blast from the past.
‘connection refused’
But… I wanted to party… With some lemons…
Well you’re in luck. https://youtu.be/xPW-vkohqPE?si=MWm_f9vxiCirEKsW
Its from “30 Rock”. Tina Feye’s character Liz Lemon had her parent’s visiting. Upon arriving, her father Richard exclaimed “Its not a Lemon party without old Dick!”.
I saved you from searching!
Ahaha
Hey should NSFW that link just in case