• chingadera@lemmy.worldEnglish
    37·
    4 months ago

    So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his “Gay Propaganda Credit Card ™.”

    We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man’s ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldMEnglish
      121·
      4 months ago

      That’s like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.

      • Lucy :3@feddit.orgEnglish
        2·
        4 months ago

        And they even try to turn you gay by looking good!! I just looked at him a bit too long, and boom, he MADE ME GAY. And then I was so gay that I fell in love with another guy, and his beautiness now makes me imagine him as a cute blonde kitsune all the time!! And dream of those fluffy ears and tails! But then I did a 100 IQ move, and just went to be a girl, haha! Outsmarted you gays, now it’s straight again! But then the first guy just turned into a girl too, damn!!

  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    20·
    4 months ago

    It seems stupid but little acts of random terror make more people afraid and silent. Loosely defined law are created so they can target anyone at a will of a snitch and administration. And it has been shown that perpetrators of violence can walk free if their hate can be supported by the current agenda, e.g. cowards who attacked a woman in the restaurant over her non-rainbow frog earpieces that was later detained by cops.

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    4 months ago

    According to homophobic countries: rainbow = gay.

    What’s with this weird obsession with erasing the most naturally occurring THING that exists? You guys wanna live in a literally colorless world again? Like the 1940s? This is just stupid.

    • Delusional@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      4 months ago

      Just waiting for republicans to go after crayons for providing an array of colors. We can’t have kids seeing rainbows.

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        4 months ago

        I bet Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of the Moon” will get banned too, for having an album cover that is literally just white light separated into different colors.