• just_another_person@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      “Best assassination protection ever, didn’t somebody say that? The best ever! We have the best people. My people are the best ever, I do the best ever, so don’t even question it, right?!”

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      Itd be funny if he gets assassinated at the funeral, like some dude just fucken gets him and they just find a note on him that says “this is how ya do it ya fucken amateurs!”