• AJ1@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    yeah like tell me something I don’t know.

    “This just in: to the surprise of no one, your phone has, in fact, been spying on you from day 1. Now we go to Jim with sports. Jim?”

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      3 months ago

      tell me something I don’t know

      My grandad said “It’s really humid today isn’t it?”

      I said “Tell me something I don’t know!”

      He said “Err… Ok… I can fit my whole fist up yer gran’s arse”