Now do automatic annual tax returns

You can use custom keys with secure boot. Any PC newer than 2015 should give you that option.

You don’t have to use Microsoft’s keys.

This isn’t a secure boot issue. This is a bootloader issue.

Why would they say we are flying around it when this is a flyby mission?

Store now, decrypt later. Make sure your VPN is using quantum-safe encryption algorithms with perfect forward secrecy. They are storing ALL traffic that goes outside the country (probably domestic traffic too, realistically).

Also, if your elections department has ballot drop boxes, utilize those rather than send through USPS.

The joke obviously went over your head. Hopefully you survive today. Rooting for you!

What are you going on about now?

April Fools!

Got’em. Not spending my day personally forwarding you shit.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a completely moronic reply. Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you’d like. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

If you dont like it, just turn your phone off for a day there, bud.

So cool Apple stopped making iOS 2 updates for all devices above iPhone 3G. /s Forcing users on iPhone 1 to choose either staying on the more stable 2.2.1 where they were comfortable, or the garbage can of iOS 3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/26.

Wasn’t this the nvme driver that was bricking consumer nvme drives? Enable at your own risk.

https://windowsforum.com/threads/windows-11-august-2025-update-edge-case-nvme-ssd-behavior-explained.379404/

Good luck maintaining it

Its been news before, so there is precedence for that possibility.

https://maps.apple.com/

Honestly, if I want to find a local bicycle shop, and apple maps can help me find one without being obnoxious, then im okay with it as long as they don’t share any data about me with the bicycle shop. I want to shop locally and support my local businesses, rather than shop online.

“Stuffing ads into the Maps app” makes it sound evil, even if we have no idea how it’s going to look.

That summary sums up everything. Thanks OP.

They don’t until they do. Then I have to fix their problem. I live it everyday.

Solid guess. You know your USB 2.0 USB-C to USB-C charging cables. (Its a 60w capable cable btw, not 120w or 240w, so don’t bother trying to power your gaming laptop with it)

You don’t know the purpose of a USB-C cable because they all look the same.

Tell me, what is this cable capable of?