HE WAS HANDING OUT “FREAK OLD WATER!!”

Think of all the children that were saved from his poison!

There’s not a bad thing about it!!

DCU heads in their best J. Jonah Jameson voice:

FIND ME A SINGLE TWEET THAT MAKES A CONTROVERSY OF THIS MOVIE!! WE NEED FREE PUBLICITY DAMMIT!!! IT WORKED FOR DISNEY, IT WILL WORK FOR US!! GET ME THOSE PICTURES THAT TWEET!!!

Things have gotten worse on the internet.

There is an entire population of people that don’t live perpetually online…you know? The place that gives a platform to the loudest most annoying people?

Whatever. I really only ever comment because sometimes I like writing.

Live in your pretend land.

So much for the “freedom of speech not freedom from consequence” crowd.

It’s only ever bad when the consequences hit someone that you judge is in the right.

Fool!! You’ve activated my trap card!!

No. It’ll be a digital exclusive for owners of the Legend of Zelda edition Switch 2 (non OLED that comes with a $200 premium) that also have a Nintendo Online subscription. And this, of course, won’t drop until sales of the Switch 2 start to decline.

Bet on it (I hate what Nintendo has become).

When your base doesn’t care about anything but checking boxes, leadership does just that.

Not serious?

I’m sorry that you have been made to believe that an expensive 3 day hospital visit is the one and only way that a human can give birth, but the fact is: that’s just the most comfortable and convenient way of giving birth. That’s why it’s so expensive.

I would label the person who believes there is no way that a human can give birth to another human without recent medical advancements as “not serious”.

How has this species survived for so long?

Pretty sure a human can birth a child for free.

Oh, you mean in a fancy hospital with modern conveniences developed by scientists to make the process as comfortable and hassle-free as possible?

Again, humans have been procreating, WILLINGLY, in conditions worse than anything you have or will ever experience because they WANT a child. They WANT to procreate.

Not wanting that is fine. Just stop blaming others.

It’s always fun to see the many similarities between “progressives” and far right conservatives.

You guys are becoming regular SovCits!

realizing I’ll never be able to afford them

realizing I’ll never be able to afford them without sacrificing the slightest inch of my current lifestyle

FTFY

I don’t fault you. You do you. Just stop blaming the economy.

People have been willingly having children through times tougher than anything you have or ever will experience.

You just don’t want kids. And that’s fine.

Just stop scapegoating the economy.

can’t afford to learn anymore lessons.

Lol!!! They can afford the whole school!! They are laughing hand in hand with Republicans all the way to the bank!!

“BUT THEY ARE BETTER THO!”

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All great selections!

I was a fan of all of the Apogee platformers:

Commander Keen,

Cosmo’s Cosmic Adventure,

Monster Bash

Also Lucasfilm games:

Loom,

Maniac Mansion

What a great time for PC gaming!

I believe that Take Off Your Pants and Jacket was released with 6 different secret songs (in the US anyway). Each album came with 2 of the 6, so you had to see if your friends got the other ones on their albums.

It was a good time!

Yeah!! Spend your money on a completely pointless lawsuit!! Fill some lawyers pockets instead of helping your citizens!!

Remember: the most important thing to professional politicians is optics! It’s what fools the morons into thinking you are doing something good!

They used to be the superior form of bread stick.

Olive Garden’s quality (like most corporate chains) has nose dived in the last 15 years.

Shittier food = more profit!!

Of course not. Not anyone that doesn’t have any dependents.

You all get to do almost nothing all day (except post weak takes on Lemmy) and act like you are carrying the economy on your back.

Fuck off. The adults have people who depend on them.

So you are a non US citizen trying to meddle in the daily affairs of US citizens?

I see you Temu Elon Musk!